This is Rust syntax, but there’s similar syntax in Haskell

List comprehension is another thing I don’t like about Python :)

There’s more of those, but one thing I do like about Python is that I get paid for writing it, so I try not to complain too much

What I like about using if and else for that is that you’re already using those keywords for branching in other parts of the code.

Though my least favorite is probably Python’s:

x = "foo" if y > 5 else "bar"

It just seems backwards to me

x = if y > 5 { "foo" } else { "bar" }

This is just superior to anything else

Next week in EU: “We’re proposing a new bill, called ‘SpellControl’, for the safety of our people”

Senior Dev, 5 years ago, writing that code: “this is going to be a problem in a few years”

Thank god it didn’t do @eslint-ignore-error missing-property instead lol

“Change the world! My final message. Goodbye.”

Smh my head

Where other teenage guys would fumble around in sex unable to find the clitoris, I’m enough of a nerd that I went to the library and found a book that gave me the info I needed.

I guess we’ll have to go back to this, when sex education will be banned from the internet.

my wife

And it seems that the books worked lol

There, technically, hypothetically, could be a situation where such shirt is possible. But it would require a bug in the camera firmware, which would probably work on just one camera model. For example, a shirt with a pattern that tricks the camera into detecting more faces than it was designed to, causing a buffer overflow and a crash. Reasonable, although extremely unlikely

That’s what I’ve noticed as well. They keep the old stuff around for as long as they can, because some software made 30years ago is critical to our society so they need to support it or we’re doomed

Yep, they’re planning to create a new way to do it, not disable the old way.
And I think that a decade for disabling the old way is optimistic

Arch Linux -> if you think you know how linux exactly works (likely not)

Or if you want to be forced to learn how Linux exactly works lol

Birthdays are bad for your health. Studies show that risks of diseases and death rise with each birthday

“Per my last email…” is “Can’t you read ffs?”

Animal Well was written in C without an engine and it was a decent hit (for an indie). Although that’s definitely an exception, perhaps very similar to the RollerCoaster Tycoon example

I, a 10x developer, can hit approve on at least 50k lines a day. 30k if you want me to also add a “LGTM” comment

“Foreshadowing is a narrative device…”

Oh shit