Saad ='(

I can also confirm. I write software for a living. A hammer is a must-have.

I see the paintings. This isn’t his first rodeo.

The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn’t feel the pressure enough already…

Boss, I can’t make it to work today. There’s a cat on my car.

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

It’s a common misconception that it was even called Ev to begin with. In reality, it used to be named Mt. Eh due to how underwhelming it is.

That’s how you get Skynet

I had the same issue a few years ago. After spending forever looking for a solution online, I found a fantastic video that explained the reason for this degradation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5BhECVlKJA

TLDW, it has to do with some components (the contact plates) being rated for electronics of the 90s, with higher voltage than today’s devices use. So these components are now subject to below optimal voltages (say, 1.8V or 3.3V), and tiny sparks happen that would not be there at 5V, thus damaging the plate ever so slightly.

Immediately after watching that video, I opened my mouse and scratched the plates with a flat screwdriver. I haven’t had a problem since then (it’s been a couple of years). But if it happens again I know exactly what to do to save my beloved G302.

Also, fuck OneDrive.

This reads like a Terry Pratchett quote

Kinda cool, though.