Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It’s worse than Google Circles.

They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.

Dude, humans as a species are strait up retarted. It took how have decades for humans to agree smoking tobacco was even bad, while they made fucking CARTOON CHARACTERS as mascots the hole claiming to not be targeting minors.

Now they’re sitting here arguing if inhaling unregulated shit/heavy metals into your lungs could be bad? While insisting they eat only organic food because, you know, chemicals.

I’m am 100% firm that natural selection (lack of) has caused humans irreparable harm. Seriously take the warning labels off everything and let nature take it’s course. Plastic bag warnings? Bro if you’re too young to read you legitimately don’t know better and the warning doesn’t help you at all, if you are old enough to read the warning and haven’t figured out it’s bad? You don’t need to reproduce ever. It’s RAID ok to eat? Well it KILLS ANIMALS so do you really need a warning?

Milkception is just an idea, no one’s ever gone that deep.

How’s the battery health on that bad boy? It’s like 7ish years old and you can’t change batteries without basically destroying the screen which is the most expensive part.

If you actually love your SO you need to save up 2 years salary for a ring.

She doesn’t get it, she owes the IRS money! All they need are Apple gift cards to clear it up /s

You sick son of a bitch. So, she has like two, you mind doubling up?

Doing God’s work.

I hate Russian Nazis. I also hate snakes.

There’s no way this is real! Dude is a narcissistic dip shit if it’s real.

Yes and no. I’m sorry I refuse to count someone who exclusively plays Candy Crush on their phone as a “gamer”. I mean I’m not acting like it’s a exclusive title, but there is a reasonable minimum. You wouldn’t call someone an artist because they drew a stick figure doodle on their school notes.

By the logic everyone would be everything.

On that note, I’m looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s

No shit. It kills me when people play on console. I mean I get the simplicity and all, but they try to use the “it’s cheaper” angle and yeah, bullshit. It’s initially cheaper, then you’re paying what $20 a month to just play online, then games are $10 off at most on their respective stores and then you get to rebuy them when a new console comes out.

Steam games are like 50%-90% off constantly, and Epic has free games like every week. I’ve had games for over 15 years through steam. So yeah I paid $1,000 for my PC but after 3 years console owners have spent $1,500+ after monthly fees and buying games.

Dated a girl that did that shit. It was annoying AF going through sheets. I had to wash them every couple days and had like 8 sets on standby.

Yeah, seriously. I didn’t realize it was so shit on. I mean it isn’t like top 10, but I’d definitely stop and watch it and enjoy it.