Maybe you’re missing the fact that they gave you a sauce packet that says “You’re cute!” Dude’s trying to flirt?

Are you saying poop can be religious? It’s an inanimate object so I disagree. Your whole comment is dumb.

See I ignored the rest and just assumed. That’s how.

This list is irrelevant. Most of these people’s lives didn’t end with their major controversies as the comic references.