8 soju at Korean BBQ

Real

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost

Bear claw then

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I like to play crusader kings II from the point of view of God. Using console commands, sketchy cheat mod, and knowing the right game mechanics you can make characters do all types of crazy stuff. Using the “observe” console command let’s you play as a spectator, you can use the “play” command followed by a character ID and you will jump into playing as that character. I like to find a character, give them insane stats, and give them all of the best traits, make them immortal and then spectate for a few hundred years and see what my chosen one made the world into. I also like to try to determine before hand what I want them to do, like becoming emperor of brittania or whatever, and see how close I can get from just 1 or 2 interactions with them.

Only way it might stop is if one of these controlled dips gets away from him and the bottom falls out of the market completely.

I think that is well on it’s way to happening

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Just so you’re prepared, the air dry doesn’t fully replace the pat dry entirely unless you’re gonna sit there for a good long time.

I just shake my ass off like a dog coming in out of the rain

Bidets are amazing. If you don’t have one you should go buy one, they start fairly low priced

I’m starting to feel really left out

Yes

Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?

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French 🤢🤮

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And then run so fast…

My wife taught me that you can use your cup holder to hold French fries while you’re driving, god I love her.

It’s been like 12 days lol

Man I would show up wearing muddy cowboy boots and a sleeveless shirt and refuse change clothes