I’d rather piss soap and drink titties

Oh shit it’s tight

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No I don’t think it is. I don’t think you really understand what you’re claiming either.

My sexist father tried this joke on me once and I was too thick to get it. I always saw the joke itself as a joke

The canary sings despite the cage. You don’t have to sing to anyone except for when you want to

Yeah MicroSD should’ve been replaced eons ago.

The universe is just fascinating, isn’t it?

Probably put this in a place with 0 homeless, or maybe a campsite where people would be camping anyway. People don’t talk about how deadly it can be to sleep on the ground sometimes too. There’s a percentage of “this design can indirectly contribute to a death”, in every bench like this. It shouldn’t even be a thing

Any country that uses the dollar is seen by the American government as subordinate to them. They will use that to pursue political goals.

It’s going to take a stronger person than me to fix all my white friends who watch his shit. At some point they just want to be different and feel right for it.

Maybe we should build better exams

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In 2016 when all those celebs were dying I used to think the universe was getting the good people out before a bunch of awful shit happened. I guess Dolly has done all she could. Who else is left?

Sometimes I swear people put in earbuds just to do this and have an excuse

I don’t like smoking. I think I ought to be free to decide that for myself. I can’t, or by proxy, make that determination for anyone else - even though I don’t think they should be smoking if they choose to.

If it didn’t make so much money, kids wouldn’t be vaping. It’s an integral part of the American performance that, “nothing we can do about it”, is just what everone sees, and therefore thinks. We could prosecute parents for letting their kids have them, prosecute the gas stations for peddling it, prosecute the companies making them cheap and disposable. All of that would turn off the faucet on a billion dollar industry though, so it becomes part of our performance in one way or another. We have fundamentally bet that our world is a better place with smoking children in it, than without. That is what Capitalism does, that is how it does it. That is why it needs to be controlled like a rabid dog on a leash.

I’m aware

Here in Missouri the bike lanes are just painted on existing car lanes. Sometimes right down the middle. I actually applaud whenever I see a cyclist acting safe. The performance of most cyclists I see is insane at best, deadly at worst. I don’t think most cyclists realize they can be run over and the cops would likely just rule it an accident, unless there’s pressure and evidence to suggest otherwise. If I hated cars so much I didn’t want to use one, the last thing I would do is pick fights with them on crowded streets. The best cyclist is the one that isn’t there.