Don’t have to shovel heat.

He’d never get anything done.

A modern car would be pretty impressive to someone from the 70s, even without the ability to fly.

“not chronically online”. Has a Lemmy account.

Could you imagine showing a modern game console to someone from the 70s?

It’s worse than reddit.

I think I’d rather just have a weird nose.

🤣🤣🤣

As my dad would say: " Can’t win for losing!"

I mean,. they were basically slaves.

Nah, pigs are cool and really smart.

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Don’t sequoias grow really slowly?

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I don’t go to bed until I’m nodding off. Works great. Sure, sometimes I won’t start nodding off until it’s getting late, but when I hit the mattress I’ll go straight to sleep instead of laying in bed awake for hours.

Gotta cover my bases just in case I was informed incorrectly.

Call in sick and go fishing, spend time with my family at the creek.

My wife lost her job last year due to illness. Had to take a loan out against one of the cars. My income alone wasn’t enough. Got behind on bills. Shit happens, man.