I called corporate and they said they would put in a ticket with the landlord. What more can I do?

The dude literally has the power to define cool in his own image.

Oh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.

For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.

No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.

Were there multiple catapults, as well?

1. Have vendor take you out to lunch.

2. Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk.

3. Profit?

Make sure the vendor buys you a nice boozy drink. Some top shelf whiskey or something. Bosses love top shelf whiskey.

And make sure you get something that looks absolutely repulsive after you vomit it back up. I’d recommend a Greek Salad, extra feta.

Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?

Yeah I got a USB wifi dongle that’s a bit tricky. It doesn’t work out of the box in most distros but there is drivers for it that do work, fairly well.

Anybody ever get Winmodems to work or did they all give up on it?

Back in the day, it was hard enough getting dialup internet working on Linux (especially before you had internet in your pocket, so you had to print out HowTos or write down a bunch of notes before you tried to do it).

But it was downright impossible with a class of modems that was designed essentially as a softmodem, heavily reliant on closed-source firmware and drivers, making them practically impossible to work on Linux.

Team cock-it.

Let me let you in on a little secret…you gotta attack at night.

Wtf kinda Jim Crow bullshit is this?

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)…and I put down a broody hen just outside.

They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.

But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the “threat”.

This guy…putting Descartes before the hoes.

Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?

Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…

…later, in the horse cave…

Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

Tbf it was obvious when he formed a cocoon.

Moths come out cocoons.

Butterflies come out of a chrysalis.

Fucking Eric Carle. Filling our children’s minds with LIES.

He’s actually saying “Noteins enspark” which is orcish for “Prevent Scurvy”.

Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to be a crab.

I’m doing my part.