“So dance fucker dance” is You’re gonna go far, kid.

“Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD’d and died)” is The kids aren’t alright.

Both Offspring, tho.

Really gotta wonder how America hasn’t invented a corn-based, low-cost, durable polymer that breaks down in typical landfills.

I never thought I’d put these words together…but Walmart is the classier choice.

By their powers combined…I’ve got munchees and a crapton of candy.

Are you built like a pirate from the knees down?

It wasn’t too early, maybe 1997.

I was like 12 or so and I had just installed Linux.

I figured out, from the book I was working with, how to get my windows partition to automaticallyount at boot. Awesome!

I had not been able to figure out how to start “x” though.

So I rebooted into Windows, for on EFnet #linux, and asked around.

Got a command, wrote it down on a slip of paper, and rebooted into Linux.

I should mention, I also hadn’t figured out about privileges, or at least why you wouldn’t want to run around as root.

Anyway, I started typing in the command that I wrote down: rm -rf /.

I don’t have to tell you all, that is not the correct command. The correct command was startx.

After I figured it was taking way too long, I decided to look up what the command does, and then immediately shut down the system.

It was far too late.

Sadly, ghost mom was born during child death.

The bombs were only 80 years ago how are they already so buried? Does dirt pile up faster than I thought??

Damn England. 30 minutes on hold for the non-emergency line is a bit much.

But at least the homeowner didn’t get shot, so point for you.

The executive branch of the US government.

That’s a bingo.

There’s a very good reason for this.

Microsoft’s localization team is just three monolinguals and Copilot. And the monolinguals are all managers.

My life, exactly.

Until my wife grew a pair. And then another pair.

Wrong thread, Here you go

Did he come in through the toilet??

Fidget spinner for scale.

There must at least be MFA somewhere on the path then.

Even just keys, I wouldn’t trust, unless they are stored on smartcards or some other physical “something I have”, require a PIN/passphrase. and centrally managed so they can be revoked and rotated. Too many people use unprotected SSH keys.

Can I put my dick in it?

Everything about this feels off.