You want a tip, here’s your tip: seize the means of production.

Shrimp is already a sin jfc.

Then you look back at your notes a couple years later and you’re like “I still don’t understand wtf I did it that way”.

Good Jew: Jesus, from Nazareth.

Bad Jew: Jared, from Subway.

Dihydrogen monoxide is like that too. 100% of the people who drink it die. And it’s even deadlier when inhaled, it only takes a relatively small amount.

Hey man we all have our fetishes.

Isn’t this the cowboy actor John Oliver hired to do commercials aimed at Trump on Fox?

Even thicker laptops…I have an HP Envy (that I hate and I want another Lenovo 14")…wifi card is bios locked. I can only replace with another Intel AC card.

The alternative would probably be (much) higher interest rates until you get below 80% LTV at which point you’re “allowed” to refinance…but no bank will ever remind you of this in hopes you forget…or prime will skyrocket and you’ll be stuck in high interest for an unknown amount of time.

I think you should put away the monkey paw before they get more inspiration.

Nah if that were true, Republican voters wouldn’t hate Bill Gates.

What is this meme of 7 years and how the hell did I miss it?

See, the problem is, free news has to make revenue from somewhere.

If they aren’t taking subscriptions, then they are probably showing ads, so their content is at the mercy of their sponsors.

Even if they are taking subscriptions, they are probably showing ads. That makes it doubly bad.

The alternative is secondary sources (i.e. social media), where theres already a bias by whoever is curating it.

We are amidst an actual information war. Like, there are at least two totally separate realities existing on the US right now. A reliable source of news is important, and capitalism has destroyed all of the old outlets and left us skeptical of the new ones. Good job, everyone.

Congratulations! Now you can get a job at Fortinet.

(Fortinet is a network security vendor…think firewalls, HLBs, etc. They get an ungodly amount of memory leak bugs, or at least far more than you would expect from an enterprise firewall)

Presidents these days just don’t want to work.

Maybe I’m mistaken about my car having it then…after seeing the videos, the button is kinda obvious.

I’m really enjoying the car tho. We got the hybrid, damn thing gets better mileage than my 12yo Passat!

Not really…Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid. But it might be limited to the Calligraphy Edition (top-end trim).

Asking AI to draw hands…it’s a bold strategy, cotton.

This just reminded me that my new car has a UV-C sterilization chamber and I need to figure out how to use it.

Either that reddit user necro’d a post and botted it up to top with the express intent of trolling the AIs (which, having been on reddit since the beginning, I wouldn’t put past some of us), or the AI is too stupid to ignore downvoted posts.

I’m honestly not sure which is more plausible.

Was gonna say. That’s a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.