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gpw@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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gpw@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Reminds me of lolcode:

    HAI 1.2
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
        AWSUM THX
            VISIBLE FILE
        O NOES
            INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
    KTHXBYE
    
  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    My eyes are bleeding

    • gpw@lemmy.mlOP
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      2 years ago

      The path to salvation is filled with terrors and temptation

      no cap

  • grue@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Pro tip: the arguments to main() don’t have to be named argc and argv.

    Also, you forgot to #define an alias for atoi, and number, n, and i could’ve been named something more on fleek.

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      2 years ago

      Also could have takin out mains return type and used sus chief

  • db2@sopuli.xyz
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    Does it make me a bad person that I like this?

    Edit: wait… return ! 0 ; wtf

    Edit 2: idc still like it frfr no cap

  • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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    i am seething with rage

    • Zucca@sopuli.xyz
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      2 years ago

      I’m not a C programmer (is this code even C?), but I anticipated seeing comments like this. 😂

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